Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
Queer lady Shakespeare fancasts: Romeo and Juliet;"But passion lends them power, time means, to meet Tempering extremities with extreme sweet."| Natasha Lyonne as Romeo | Lupita Nyong’o as Juliet | Arden Cho as Tybalt | Laverne Cox as Friar Laurence | Kristen Stewart as Benvolio | Samira Wiley as Mercutio | Lucy Liu as The Prince | Samantha Barks as Paris |requested by shakespeareandpunk
best of “50 shades of grey“‘s trailer youtube comment section
Yes. All the yes.
I may have to print this out sometime…
ummm.. new house rules??
Ok let’s play right now.
FUCKI NG GAME ON
List under “things to do with friends at con or while drunk”
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
You cannot be racist to white people
just like you can’t fire your boss
because you don’t have that power
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
When you say shit like “I support body positivity but feedism is taking it too far!” what you’re actually saying is “I only believe in bodily autonomy until people do things that I find personally distasteful,” i.e. you don’t actually believe in body positivity at all
PROLOGUE kinda outta luck lana del rey
THE GIRLS confessions of a teenage girl bonnie mckee | hit me with your best shot pat benatar | before he cheats carrie underwood | problem natalia kills
THE TROOPS salute little mix | run the world (girls) beyonce | riot rhythm sleigh bells
THE REASON royals (cover) neon jungle | sun of a gun oh land | we r who we r ke$ha | fire with fire the gossip
THE HEIST how to be a heartbreaker marina & the diamonds | hell on heels pistol annie | little less conversation elvis presley | bulletproof la roux | i love it icona pop | shut up and drive rihanna
THE AFTERMATH well, well, well duffy | bang bang melanie fiona| if looks could kill camera obscura | addicted to you avicii
EPILOGUE the age of the understatement the last shadow puppets
COSBYYKIDD is A PASTY ASS WHITE BOY THAT WAS PRETENDING TO BE BLACK.
he did it all for the attention ^^^^
GO UNFOLLOW HIM.
look at the notes
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.
the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
There is no such things as ‘innocent’ or ‘guilty’ Palestinians. Armed resistance to fascist occupation is their right.
What israel and our media shamelessly calls ‘militants’ are Palestinian people fighting to defend their land and their families.
They deserve just as much respect and dignity.
when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake
so that’s cool.
this is my imperfect not-a-fluent-signer understanding but:
(based on a presentation by a deaf trans guy i was at in 2005 where he was promoting that sign)
it seems like that sign was invented and implemented by trans people over the last 10-ish years. before that the predominant vocabulary was “sex change” and then some deaf trans people were like “yo fuck that” and came up with the current sign, which starts off with the sign for “myself,” then motion that indicates both change and coming together, and ends with the closed hand held against the sternum.
and in the process it also mimics the sign for “beautiful”
and because of spatial grammar, things closer to the front of your body in ASL are generally more vital, more emphatic, more immediate, more present.
so it’s actually a case where the word coherently indicates “beauty” and “self transformation” and contains hints of the complete thought of “my self transforming, through a coming together of disparate factors, into something more real, immediate, and vital than I was before.”
so yeah. that’s just fuckin’ awesome.
and that’s just the way to express that concept now.